Shorts

Description: A design by Beth Crane

Description: A design by Beth Crane

Description: A design by Beth Crane. Also available as a brooch from the Old Operating Theatre.

Description: A design by Beth Crane

Description: A design by Beth Crane

Description: A design by Beth Crane

Description: Artwork by Beth Crane

Description: Sponsor Bot Loves You! Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today!

Description: Sponsor Bot Loves You! Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today!

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Take the risk! Follow your heart! (and your contractual obligations)* *Risk may result in injury or death. Contractual obligations must be carried out before heart may be followed. All funereal costs and contractual debts will be passed on to your registered next of kin. Automnicon. We Own You.

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Millions of Other Planets are out there, just waiting for you to explore*. Join Automnicon Today. *The majority of your missions will not involve exploration and are more likely to involve hazardous repairs of some kind.

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! The Best Way to Survive is to follow our instructions exactly*. *Unauthorised survival will be penalised.

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Tip of the Day: Nothing is particularly hard if you break it down into smaller jobs. So stop making excuses or we'll turn off the air. Automnicon. We Own You.

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! If you don't keep trying, how will you achieve anything? (Also if your rate of trying falls below your pre-stated limit we will turn off the air. It's in your contract.) Automnicon. We Own You.

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Time is Running Out. Tired of the constant betrayals rendered on you by your fleshy body? Register your interest with Automnicon's Hive Mind now!

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Do More of What You Love*. *so long as what you love is working for Automnicon.

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Automnicon's Workforce. Fueled by happy thoughts, debt and breakfast paste.

Description: Another wonderful design from Automnicon. Support your favourite intergalactic corporation today! Believe in Yourself!* *Up to a point. Remember that your ultimate loyalty is to Automnicon."

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion brand

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion brand

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Description: A design from the AutomniFashion clothing line

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion line

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Description: From the AutomniClothes fashion line.

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion range

Description: A design from the AutomniClothes fashion line

Description: And don't read the fine print. Another fine product from the Automnicon Clothing line.

Description: A shirt from Automnicon's clothing line, AutomniClothes.

Description: A mildly threatening ad from Automnicon (from the podcast We Fix Space Junk)

Description: Obedience is its own reward

Description: Facts from the We Fix Space Junk Universe!